#scott conant

[foodnetworklife]

Amanda Freitag just said Scott Conant has a foot fetish on this episode of Chopped I’m watching and honestly? I’ve never seen somebody look more like they’ve got a foot fetish than Scott Conanat.

[foodnetworkpolls]

Sorry folks, I had to cut some because we've had more regular judges than I had poll selections, so special shoutout to Christian Petroni, Eddie Jackson, Angie Mar, Giorgio Rapicavoli, Jordan Andino, and Martha Stewart. Mathematically, you didn't make the top 10, so I didn't include you.

[the-downside-of-up]

me attempting to flirt: so if you were on chopped what judges would you want to cook for

[hustlemeanokay]

Every Chopped intro:

Scott Conant: That is one of the worst thing’s I’ve ever put in my mouth.

Me (every time), having seen that particular episode: LIAR!!!

[astraldepths]

do you ever eat something that has a lot of raw red onion in it and think, gleefully, "Scott Conant would hate this."

[witdiseased]

There was an episode where a chef stubbornly put raw red onions in his entree dish after Scott asked him not to, since he’d used it in his appetizer and Scott was Upset About That.

When Scott asked if he’d put onions in a dessert the chef said “I was thinking of making you an onion jam” and I’m pretty sure you could actually see the moment when Scott’s soul left his body.

[scott-conant]

[totallytwitterpated]

Chopped judge Scott Conant

[bi-leigh-bi]

if I were ever on Chopped and red onion was an actual basket ingredient but Scott Conant was a judge... you’d better believe my ass would “accidentally” leave it off the plate.

[humboldt-squid]

scott conant, lurking in the shadows, waiting for someone to start shit

bonus:

[foodnetworkpolls]

[goddesspharo]

CHEF AU?! DO ITTTTTT

Hangman didn't even want to be on Chopped but Coyote said the exposure would be "good for the brand" and now he just got reamed out on national TV by Scott Conant for serving raw red onions and has to figure out how to make maple butter blondies a la mode when Phoenix has purposefully decided to monopolize use of the sole ice cream machine during the dessert round.

(Except you know the real Chef AU would be like...fraught with attempted murder by food poisoning instead of fifteen ways in which Anne Burrell kindly tells you that you should never step foot inside a kitchen again.)

[naomiknight-17]

I had a dream last night that I was eating a big raw red onion as if it were an apple, and wondering what Scott Conant would think of me

[userlaylivia]

Top 5 oth characters and top 5 tsc characters? While we are at it top 5 boy baby names?

top 5 oth characters :

brooke davis

nathan scott

haley james scott

quinn james

clay evans

top 5 tsc characters:

cassie blake

diana meade

faye chamberlain

adam conant

jake arnstrong

top 5 baby boy names:

Ian (my husband's name lol)

cole

aiden

ryan

leo

[afterlifeoftheparty]

top five things i’ve said lately

do u think i remember this many things

1. "can i say something?" (before saying you want chopped judge scott conant)

2. starting a rumor that ryan ross and his girlfriend broke up because she hadn't posted a birthday picture of him yet

3. "you listen to anything. that's not always a good thing"

4.

5. this wasn't recent but i did write it down bc it made me giggle