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Amanda Freitag just said Scott Conant has a foot fetish on this episode of Chopped I’m watching and honestly? I’ve never seen somebody look more like they’ve got a foot fetish than Scott Conanat.
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Sorry folks, I had to cut some because we've had more regular judges than I had poll selections, so special shoutout to Christian Petroni, Eddie Jackson, Angie Mar, Giorgio Rapicavoli, Jordan Andino, and Martha Stewart. Mathematically, you didn't make the top 10, so I didn't include you.
#food network#chopped#Alex Guarnaschelli#Maneet Chauhan#ted allen#Geoffrey Zakarian#Tiffani Faison#Marcus Samuelsson#Scott Conant#Aaron Sanchez#Marc Murphy#Amanda Freitag#food network polls
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me attempting to flirt: so if you were on chopped what judges would you want to cook for
#chopped#Food Network#and if they didnt say chris santos im not interested#another acceptable answer is anyone except scott conant#and also another acceptable answer is scott conant only to serve him raw red onions#scott conant#chris santos
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Every Chopped intro:
Scott Conant: That is one of the worst thing’s I’ve ever put in my mouth.
Me (every time), having seen that particular episode: LIAR!!!
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do you ever eat something that has a lot of raw red onion in it and think, gleefully, "Scott Conant would hate this."
#food network#chopped#scott conant#red onion#food#personal stuff#me today eating a cheeseburger like#'this would ruin Scott Conant's life'
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There was an episode where a chef stubbornly put raw red onions in his entree dish after Scott asked him not to, since he’d used it in his appetizer and Scott was Upset About That.
When Scott asked if he’d put onions in a dessert the chef said “I was thinking of making you an onion jam” and I’m pretty sure you could actually see the moment when Scott’s soul left his body.
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Chopped judge Scott Conant
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if I were ever on Chopped and red onion was an actual basket ingredient but Scott Conant was a judge... you’d better believe my ass would “accidentally” leave it off the plate.
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scott conant, lurking in the shadows, waiting for someone to start shit
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#chopped#chopped after hours#ted allen#scott conant#marc murphy#Food Network#after hours: burn for worse
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CHEF AU?! DO ITTTTTT
Hangman didn't even want to be on Chopped but Coyote said the exposure would be "good for the brand" and now he just got reamed out on national TV by Scott Conant for serving raw red onions and has to figure out how to make maple butter blondies a la mode when Phoenix has purposefully decided to monopolize use of the sole ice cream machine during the dessert round.
(Except you know the real Chef AU would be like...fraught with attempted murder by food poisoning instead of fifteen ways in which Anne Burrell kindly tells you that you should never step foot inside a kitchen again.)
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I had a dream last night that I was eating a big raw red onion as if it were an apple, and wondering what Scott Conant would think of me
#when i got to the last third of the onion it was rotten#and i spat out and threw away the rest#idk what this meant if anything#food network#scott conant#dream#dreams#weird dreams#food mention
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Top 5 oth characters and top 5 tsc characters? While we are at it top 5 boy baby names?
top 5 oth characters :
brooke davis
nathan scott
haley james scott
quinn james
clay evans
top 5 tsc characters:
cassie blake
diana meade
faye chamberlain
adam conant
jake arnstrong
top 5 baby boy names:
Ian (my husband's name lol)
cole
aiden
ryan
leo
#I've spent more time on girl names istg lol#ty for the ask <3#answered#ask game#tudorgirl#also my tsc characters sometimes change like jake is not always in my top 5 lol#the top 4 doesn't change though lol
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top five things i’ve said lately
do u think i remember this many things
1. "can i say something?" (before saying you want chopped judge scott conant)
2. starting a rumor that ryan ross and his girlfriend broke up because she hadn't posted a birthday picture of him yet
3. "you listen to anything. that's not always a good thing"
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5. this wasn't recent but i did write it down bc it made me giggle

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